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[exercisethemind]

I have to say...these accommodations have improved since the last time I was in prison. No locks on the door. No magnetized boots. Not very secure, but... [A chuckle.] who am I to judge?

And there is...this. Which I assume is some sort of communication with the rest of this place. Why you would want to have more contact with fellow inmates is beyond me, but...this must be a "progressive prison."

I assume that there's no forced nature channel watching, is there? I can only handle that shit in small doses.

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this is directed at rodolphus but talking to him is like talking to a lobster or a brick or somethin

[darknessb4me]

You new people need to stop complaining about how nice it is. Have you never heard about not looking a gift horse in the mouth?

[son-ofzeus.livejournal.com]

Because looks are deceiving, apparently.

[darknessb4me]

Yes. Good job.